sceptre:

if you didnt take a picture of your starbucks did you really have starbucks

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Q

Anonymous asked:

I've never seen a red panda before, and my friend said to ask you about them. So, uh, what's a red panda? Are they as useless as black and white ones? Because they're dumb, and we should stop trying to make them breed and just let them die out.

A

disgustinganimals:

There is only one kind of panda and it is red like autumn with the moves of a fox, the wiles of a raccoon, the power of a badger, the gentleness of a well-behaved badger, the demure of a Tudor, the innocence of a child, and the ears of a good-looking not-disgusting dog.

That other thing you mentioned is some kind of garbage bear. We don’t talk about garbage bears in our house anymore. It’s too upsetting.

jathis:

cartel:

walking into the wrong class

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THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING

BEFUDDLED

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What a disgusting piece of shit. He is the epitome of superficial, narcissistic motherfucker.

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ruinedchildhood:

Meanwhile at Coachella

suctioning:

Thanks to my axe™ body spray and nike™ elite socks I have over 12 gf’s

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tastefullyoffensive:

[@atheokay]

dylanhobrien:

the fbi will never catch me

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grrootling:

obiwankabrodie:

shotshotshotshotshotshots:

thewellofmyself:

if your mental health is ruining your education and you know it clap your hands

*CLAP CLAP*

if your education is ruining your mental health and you know it clap your hands

*CLAP CLAP*

If your education’s sketchy, and your life is kind of shitty
If the current state of things is a little fucked up, clap your hands.

*clap clap*

*CLAPS AGGRESSIVELY* 

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